2008

“A morning without coffee is like sleep.”
— Unknown

The Spooky Twitter (Via deanscyberspace.)

I need this doormat.

The mathematical approach to women. (Via iampennypops.)

The House apologizes for slavery

Delicious

Necrophilia is dangerous, contrary to popular belief.

Talking Business - Apple's Culture of...

The Lifehacker Editors' Favorite Software and...

Are you gay? (Via gondaba.)

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“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make...”
— Marilyn Monroe

Spyder Pilot ACS Paintball Gun for Sale

Top 10 Annoying Tumblr Trends

Lip dubbing. Overgeneralizing (unless you’re legitimately funny) Delusions of web micro-celebrity...

Those don’t look like lighthouses to me…

What are your favourite blogs?

“Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to...”
— Unknown

Agreed. (Via One more time, with feeling!)

Facebook Redesign To Go Live Tomorrow

Who doesn’t love Xzibit? (Via One more time, with...

“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the...”
— George Bush

Mygazines

“I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the...”
— Demetri Martin

Engrish

Wearing that t-shirt probably won’t help you,...

“Every time you sniff and say somebody has “too much free...”
— Merlin Mann

Word.

An open letter to Subway

Poopular. (Via Jacob Bijani.)

w00f! (Via huge.)

Christopher Price licking his iPhone.

Not exactly the suggestion I was looking for. (Via...

Nike TT Star Classic - Pro Table Tennis Sneakers Yes,...

You shouldn’t fart while under the knife. (Via This is...

“I don’t think Osama bin Laden sent those planes to attack us...”
— David Cross

Of course you are.

“I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone,...”
— Hunter S. Thompson

Download the iPod touch 2.0 Software...

While most iPod touch users are still waiting for Apple to officially release the 2.0 software...

“Coding around Internet Explorer is like planning a meal for...”
— Merlin Mann

My first creation using Plasq’s Comic Touch on my iPod...

Upgraded my iPod touch to the new 2.0 software. Loving the...

As you all probably know, today brought the launch of...

Googlecom.com

“I promise to avoid the word user whenever possible. I will...”
— Josh Bernoff

App Store will be live at 9 a.m. PST...

TweetDeck, another great Twitter client built on Adobe...

Stop IE6!

“The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities...”
— George Orwell

Consider yourself warned. (Via travors.)

Let the immature giggling ensue. (Via stumblepeach.)

Ubuntu Linux running alongside Windows XP using the andLinux...

Seven Problems with the iPhone 3G

Poor Jack.  (Via eatsleepdraw.)

Friends with benefits. (Via Too Much Nick.)

Satan and God. (Via eatsleepdraw.)

I love Gizmodo.

Happy 1st Birthday, iPhone!

If only… (Via DTYBYWL.)

WPhone plugin makes WordPress' admin area...

The Fail Whale Fan Club

A parent’s idea of humour.  (Via poirpom.)

New Advertiser: Squish Software

You’ve probably noticed the new advertisement banner above tumbblogr’s header. This is...

This is for all you iPhone 3G Rogers data plan haters. The...

Rogers + iPhone plans in Canada = Screw you

“And, remember, the source will be with you… always.”
— Twisted

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Make a Pen Holder Out of Floppy Disks

Always use your signal! (Via stumblepeach.)

I really hope not… (Via Andrew Muto.)

Jogli

A screenshot of AT&T’s beta Project Pogo web...

Sad, but true. (Via unalone.)

Too bad there’s no such thing as a working easy...

Watch what you wear. (Via travors.)

At this point, who the hell is seriously going to vote for...

Cheaper tumbblogr Advertising Rates

A hilarious take on Tumblr’s new dashboard...

Women spend up to $23,000 to remove hair.

Graham is getting pretty good with the mini-Etch-a-Sketch.

Jared Fogle Passed Away

“There is time enough for everything in the course of the...”
— Lord Chesterfield

Microsoft’s first business card.  (Via allisonweiss.)

“Men lie, women lie, numbers don’t, so I moved out of...”
— Lil’ Wayne, A Millie...

Take the unofficial Tumblr survey by Amit Gupta.

I always knew bananas were evil…

My all-time favourite tweet by Remiel. (Via soxiam.)

E-Mail Scam of the Day: "Netherlands...

I just received a quite hilarious scam e-mail claiming that I won some sort of lottery from The...

“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt....”
— Buddha

MacBook Fundraiser

As summer approaches, and a new school year draws closer, I have decided to start a fundraiser...

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,...”
— George Carlin

Nobody Likes Onions

MagCloud

Fuck you. (Via pootee.)

A great Obama poster. (Via generic.)

Been down on a Marine lately? Wait, what? (Via stuffparty!)

“Great job! Now fuck off.”
— Gordon Ramsay

Benefits of a bicycle (Via AZspot.)

A Beginners Guide to Sporn

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Toshiba surpasses others with world's...

Pictures for Sad Children (Via Drive-By Blogging.)

My absolute favourite lolcat of all time!

There’s something in the water. (Via eatsleepdraw.)

“Barack Obama has the declaration of independence tattooed on...”
— Slate

Reddit goes open source

“Don’t build websites that make it easier to do something...”
— Jakob Lodwick

The CDM will suspect, inspect, and...

“A woman in Florida allegedly drove off without paying for a...”
— ABC News

miShare: share music and more between iPods. miShare is a...

I had no idea that this limitation even...

911 Call

Dawn: Umm I'm driving down 71 South and...
911 Operator: Bus on fire?
Dawn: Yup!
911 Operator: We're on it. Thanks for calling.

The best ad poster I’ve ever seen. (Via One more time,...

The iPhone 3G FAQ

Young Joseph Stalin bore a remarkable resemblance to Borat...

“More than two dozen young people who broke into Robert...”
— MSNBC

wtflickr

A Wordle of tumbblogr’s source code.

EFiX

Today’s hilarious Cyanide & Happiness comic.

That’s one unattractive donut! (Via DTYBYWL.)

Poor Peter Griffin. (Via travors.)

The graffiti in Barcelona looks better than back home. (Via...

“It was a perfect harmony of beautiful hardware (the iPhone),...”
— Derek Powazek

DestroyFlickr

Pictures of Phone Sex Operators. If more people were to see...

One of Cyanide & Happiness’ best comics.

Finally, some instructions to live by! (Via Namespace.)

Fuck John McCain. Vote for Ron Paul!

“Never trust a man whose ass is wider than his shoulders.”
— Rick Convertino

Bacon bandages. I’m sure the “free toy”...

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“In most cases, strengths and weaknesses are two sides of the...”
— Steve Jobs

Apple's WWDC 2008 Keynote

The new iPhone 3G from Apple, now in black and white, and...

Minesweeper, one of the many benefits(?) of using...

“I am cursed with the need for huge amounts of both isolation...”
— Hugh MacLeod

WWDC 2008 Keynote Bingo

“$10 USD buys groceries for a week for someone in Bangalore....”
— Timothy Ferriss

7 Amsterdam attractions that don't cost a...

Tumblr Tag Cloud Generator, in case you use tags. Great use...

101 Tips for Living

* You should never have to match your socks, other than to separate black from white; buy 18 pairs...

When looking at a floor with hexagon tiles I always see a...

Drank, the Anti-Energy Drink

Math Fail

Nestea | Concepts (Via cakeface.)